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Un forum care ofera solutii pentru unele probleme legate in general de PC. Pe langa solutii, aici puteti gasi si alte lucruri interesante // A forum that offers solutions to some PC related issues. Besides these, here you can find more interesting stuff.
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10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted
to make love to you really badly.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.."
Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man
like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery
money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the
hall light on.
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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