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Un forum care ofera solutii pentru unele probleme legate in general de PC. Pe langa solutii, aici puteti gasi si alte lucruri interesante // A forum that offers solutions to some PC related issues. Besides these, here you can find more interesting stuff.
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This is a top secret page with my really mean insults. Each one is listed under the appropriate section. Everything you use on people is your responsibility.
Person states you two have met before
* Sure we have.. It was on stage at the circus.
* I remember you.. You're the one who got bad mouthed by a 10 year old.
* You're from the haunted house. What I didn't realize was you never wore a mask.
Introduction - You start the talking.
* Hi, I'm a good looking person. What are you?
Someone is yelling or complaining to you about something.
* Save your breath. It's needed to scare your date.
* All of your complaining is making me feel life is worth living.
Joking to someone about how ugly they are.
* Calling you ugly would be the most accurate thing I've said.
* People would love to have a hunting license when they see you.
* There are rumors you entered a haunted house and got a raise. I wish I had that ability.
Woman complains about missing a spot when shaving.
* The lesson is next time you shave, use something which actually cuts the hair.
Woman complaining about being like her mom.
* One way to be different is by using birth control.
* You are like your mom. The only difference is she shaves and you don't.
Making comments about a woman
* You got less curves than a Nascar racetrack.
Man bragging about how cool he is.
* I'll give you a difficult task. Go find yourself an ugly date.
* Find a friend who cares. Better yet, find a friend.
Stop the annoying people by using good comebacks. Using these can make you superior.
Person making your mom jokes
* Person: Your mom likes old men.
You: Of course she does. They perform better than you!
Chef made you a terrible meal
* Chef: You becoming a vegetarian?
You: Yeah, if you remain a cook.
Person who never stops talking
* You: I sure wish I had some masking tape right about now.
* You: Does your mouth operate on premium fuel?
Woman being approached by a male
* Man: Hey, would you like to dance?
Woman: No thanks, I prefer men.
* Man: So why haven't you approached me?
Woman: There are way more better choices here.
* Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Yes.. and one for my friends as well.
* Man: Hey you're pretty cute!
Woman: I know, every guy here said the same thing.
After sex
* Woman: Sex was great!
Man: Olive oil may of helped!
Person giving you advice
* Person: Do not drink & drive!
You: Alright fine.. I'll drive & drink.
You got into a car accident from speeding
* Person: Learn how to drive!
You: I don't have time!
* Person: Has anyone ever told you that you can't drive?
You: Nope, but your mom said I am a great driver in the bedroom.
Driving standard - Changing gears while turning.
* Passenger: Drivers book says you can't change gears while turning.
Driver: Yeah, well it also says you can't speed. But does anyone ever listen?
Sexual
* Woman: You suck!
You: No I don’t. That’s your job!
* Man: Give me head!
Woman: No thanks. I always choke when placing small items in my mouth!
Person not feeling too well
* Person: I'm getting a funny feeling..
You: It may be gas!
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